Why you ask?
Because HOGWARTS is real.
You can get your acceptance letter, enroll in Hogwarts, open a Gringotts bank account and enroll in online Hogwarts classes.
My first class will be Astronomy. You can also take Charms, Defense Against the Dark Arts, Herbology, History of Magic, Potions and Transfiguration.
The site explains that as a First Year you take 7 classes, up until your third year and then more options will open up and you can visit Hogsmeade.
The currently have a notice on their site saying that it is running really slow, due to press they have a ton of viewers (psycho’s like me who couldn’t wait five seconds to join up) and they are working on expanding servers.
Here is the link where I found out about it.
And here is the actual Web site.
Seriously best thing ever. Now please excuse me while I go write an essay on my favorite constellation for my First Years Astronomy class.
No I’m not kidding.
Best. Day. Ever.